Mark Henry here with my first new Bitten By Books video in YEARS. This time, I’m going back to what started it all, Amanda Feral, my tenebrous, irreverent, and, frankly, vulgar zombie socialite and star of the books Happy Hour of the Damned, Road Trip of the Living Dead and Battle Of The Network Zombies. This time, it’s a Beach Blanket Bloodbath as Amanda, Wendy and Gil descend on an idyllic seaside village for some rest, relaxation and consumption of cute coastal townsfolk. When their plans are derailed by a gruesome murder at the Miss Sand Flea Pageant, our lady of the snark is tasked with solving the mystery, while evading sinisterly perky go-go dancers, a hot wereshark and the most annoying octogenarian writer ever.
But enough with the synopsizing! On with the video!
I’m super excited to hang out with y’all today and as a gesture of good will, I’m only going to masturbate a couple of times while we chat…I mean, I’ll just think about jerking off. No, seriously, I’m going to drop a couple of questions on you to get the ball rolling and get you signed up for the contest to win a copy of my CRAZY FUNNY paranormal romance debut, Parts & Wreck (also some gift cards, but mostly Parts & Wreck)
So, what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you? Now I understand, some people just don’t have funny stories. That’s okay. Make one up. Or…steal your neighbors. It’s all for fun! And for the love of God let me know if you’ve read and are excited about new AMANDA FERAL!!!
Read a 5 star review of Beach Blanket Bloodbath by clicking here.Buy a Kindle copy of Beach Blanket Bloodbath from Amazon by clicking here. ONLY $2.99!
Books in the Amanda Feral series in the order they should be read: Happy Hour of the Damned Road Trip of the Living Dead Battle Of The Network Zombies Beach Blanket Bloodbath
Coming soon from Mark Henry
A Night to Dismember (Amanda Feral#5: Coming 8/14) add this book to your Goodreads shelf by clicking here.About Mark HenryAuthor Bio:
Mark Henry traded a career as a counselor to scar minds with his fiction. In stories clogged with sentient zombies, impotent sex demons, transsexual werewolves, exorcists disguised as amateur surgeons and ghostly goth girls, he irreverently processes traumatic issues brought on by premature exposure to horror movies, an unwholesome fetish for polyester and/or witnessing adult cocktail parties in the swingin’ 70s. A developmental history further muddied by surviving earthquakes, typhoons, and two volcanic eruptions. He somehow continues to live and breathe in the oft
maligned, yet not nearly as soggy as you’d think, Pacific Northwest, with his wife and four furry monsters that think they’re children and have a complete disregard for carpet.Connect with MarkCONTEST INFO: Open to readers worldwide Prize 1 : 3 – $5.00 Amazon Gift Cards
Prize 2: An ebook copy of Parts & Wreck
For a total of 4 prizes.
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