the Checked by Jennifer Jamelli book blitz

Checked 

by Jennifer Jamelli

(Checked #1)

Publication date: December 17th 2013
Genres: Comedy, New Adult, Romance

Synopsis:

Checked is the first book in a new trilogy.

Callie spends countless hours staring at appliances to make sure they are really unplugged. She wastes obscene amounts of time checking for murderers in various corners of her house and entire sleepless nights performing pointless checking rituals.

Then every spare minute is filled with inspecting doorknobs, chairs, floors, etc. for minuscule traces of germs. Oh, and she does all of this as she counts to three over and over again in her head. She does this every day. Without fail. Dr. Blake just doesn’t fit into her schedule. Until he does. Until Callie begins to trust him. Until she starts to need him. And want him. And . . .

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Purchase: 

• Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Checked-Jamelli-Jennifer/dp/1937546241/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405101753&sr=8-1&keywords=Jennifer+Jamelli+checked

• Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/checked-jennifer-jamelli/1117776430?ean=2940149071326

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Excerpt 1

“Calista.” That quiet voice pulls me around yet again.

I freeze. He’s looking at me. Sorrowful eyes…heavy…inconsolable. A tragedy in blue.

I can’t look away. I begin to feel a dull ache in my left side. {Damien Rice fills my head with “The Blower’s Daughter.”}

            His eyes hold mine. They are relentless. The sharpening pain in my side weighs me down, cementing my shoes to their place on the floor. My lips part slightly as my body tries to remember to breathe.

            In slow motion almost, he releases me, closing his eyes and clenching them shut. The blue eyes that open back up to me are hard, stony.

            He swiftly spins his chair to grab the box of tissues on his bookshelf. Without meeting my eyes, he turns back around and holds the box out to me.

            “To help you out of here,” he says in an almost inaudible voice. What?

            “Th-thank you,” I stammer. I clutch my purse and take six slow steps toward his desk. Three steps at a time. One two three. One two three.

            He stares past me, blankly looking at the door. I pull three white tissues from the box he’s holding and turn back to his point of focus. When I get to the silver doorknob, I quickly cover it with the three tissues spread out in my left hand.

            And I’m out.

Excerpt 2

Well, it’s Wednesday night, and I’m just about ready to go to sleep.  I just went through my house a few times, worked my way through my evening rituals . . . holding my fingers under every faucet to ensure that no water was running, inspecting every air vent for any blockages, putting my hand in the oven and on the stove to make sure they weren’t on (and if you are asking yourself whether I even used the oven or stove today, the answer is no) . . . and the list goes on.  And on.  And on.  And that’s only my night routine.  Not the one I do in the morning.  Not the one I do every time I leave the house.

But we aren’t here to talk about me or my routines; we’re supposed to be talking about Callie, the main character in Checked.  And Callie is in much, MUCH worse shape than I am in right now (I’ve been under treatment for OCD for about seven years – Callie is just starting).

Callie’s routines are very structured, very complicated, and VERY long.  She vacuums, dusts, straightens, and organizes.  She checks appliances, faucets, locks – everything in her house – over and over.   Every task she does, she has to do in a specific order.  If she messes up or is interrupted, she has to start all over again.

Her life is exhausting.  And frustrating.  And overwhelming.

What makes all of this even worse?  Callie knows that what she is doing is ridiculous.  She’s also embarrassed by it.  But she can’t help it.  She has to keep doing each task, going through with each routine.  Otherwise she won’t be able to sleep, or eat, or work, or do anything at all – she’ll just drown in worries that something horrible will happen because of her negligence. 

There’s much more to say about this – about Callie and her condition – but I’ll save that for future blog entries.  I also will soon tell you a little more about her obsession with Dr. Blake . . .

For now, though, I’m going to sleep.  I’m going to post this tomorrow, because I’m already in bed . . . and if I get up now to get my laptop (I’m writing in a notebook), I’ll have to start my night routine again . . .

Excerpt 3

All right . . . now that Checked has been out for a bit and more and more people are reading it (thank you!), I am getting more and more questions.

Do you do exactly what Callie does?  How much of this is true?

Are you having some sort of relationship with one of your doctors (seriously – heard that one!!)?  No!!

Okay . . . the book is a piece of fiction.  Callie’s life experiences and relationships are not mine.  I’m not Callie.

I’m not Callie, but . . .

I do spend a lot of time doing routines (much less since I’ve been treated, though).    

I do check air vents and alarm clocks and door locks and stoves and curling irons and water faucets and, well, a lot of things.

I do like things to be clean.

I do count in my head.

I often take a few baths a day. 

I am afraid of some cleaning products.

I do have music constantly running in my head.

I do throw things out if I find them dirty.

I did study English in college and in grad school (and I did spend hours and hours in college reading novels and writing papers).

I do fall asleep with the television on every night (but I have ESPN on – not a cooking channel).

I do at times check for murderers before I go to bed.

I do have a really supportive family  (We don’t have Girls’ Night, though.  Perhaps we should!).

I do hate blood . . . and needles (HATE them.  I pass out during blood tests – they have to put me in a special chair in a special room with special cartoon decorations that must be intended for two-year-olds!).
Okay . . . so Callie and I have a lot in common.  Same quirks.  Similar fears.  Alike minds. 

Different lives, though!  Seriously! 

 

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AUTHOR BIO

Jennifer Jamelli has spent most of her life reading and writing; she holds both a Bachelor of Arts and a Master of Arts in English, and she is an 8th grade English teacher.

She also directs a musical production each school year. Her most recent show was Beauty and the Beast.

Jennifer lives with her husband and her four-year-old son.

She, like the main character in her debut novel, has a rather hopeless case of OCD.

Author links: 

• https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7692031.Jennifer_Jamelli
• https://www.facebook.com/jamellijennifer
• http://jenniferjamelli.com/
• https://twitter.com/JenniferJamelli

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I would like to take a moment to reflect upon the power of the following:  Zoloft, various cleaning products, and a mother’s love for a child.

Last night, my son threw up everywhere – on me, all over the couch, all over a blanket, on the hallway/living room carpet, on a bathroom mat, etc.  The items listed above are what carried me through this.

To be more specific, here is what got me through this predicament:

• ½ of a bottle of carpet/fabriccleaner
• ¾ of a can of Lysol wipes
• 1 ½ bottles of Febreze
• 1 bottle of carpet refresher
• 1 package of baby wipes
• 2 showers for me
• 2 showers for my son
• Several cups of laundry detergent
• Lots of shower gel/bath soap
• 1 regular daily dose of Zoloft
• Most importantly, 1 happy, healthy smile on my son’s face this morning as he told me that he was feeling better

Now, there have been some casualties.

1. The white blanket I normally have on the couch – it was my favorite … but it had to go.
2. Two bath poufs

The fate of a bath mat, a stuffed animal, and a few pairs of clothes has not yet been determined.

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I’ve done a lot of thinking since my last post, the one detailing the similarities between Callie and me.

Not surprisingly, I’ve found more things that are the same:)

Here we go again!

• Someone did spit on my leg in passing once when I was walking through Oakland in Pittsburgh.  And I DID freak out.
• When I lived with my older sister, I cleaned her room every night before I went to bed.
• My brother jokingly threatens to use my personal bathroom – on a regular basis.  So does my father

• I write really bad poetry.
• I’m Catholic.
• I despise driving.  I didn’t get my license until I was almost 21.  I’ve spent the 11 years since then avoiding driving as much as possible.
• My mother made me wear lotion and socks on my hands before I went to bed when I was little.  I still do it now when my hands start to crack from over washing.
• I carry the same things Callie carries in her purse . . . and more.
• Crowded grocery stores make me want to explode.  If an aisle is overly crowded (especially if people are stocking the shelves), I am likely to just skip getting an item I want from that area.
• I love love LOVE nachos covered in melted cheese (real cheese) and tomatoes.  And I do know of a place in Pittsburgh that sells the best ones ever J

Okay.  Wow.  Lots of similarities! 

Still no relationships with my doctors, though! 

For real!

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