1. When popping corn is heated to a high temperature, the little kernels get very upset and jump right out of their skin.
2. The "worker bee" only gets 2 hours of vacation time a year.
3. The average sneeze comes out of your nose and
mouth at a rate of 75km/hour straight on to your
monitor.
4. If the world was made up of Peanut butter, it
would be very difficult to drive.
5. The remote control was invented by Cal Ouchpotato.
6. The duck-billed platipus is the only mammal that lays eggs.
7. Porcupines use the most amount of hairspray than any other animal in the world.
9. The number nine comes after the number eight.
8. The number eight comes before the number nine.
10. Before Sigmund Freud became a Psychoanalysist, he was an aspiring ballet dancer.
11. Regis Philbin still lives with his parents.
12. One of the major causes of bad breath is smelly toothpaste.
13. Another name for "macaroni and cheese" is "cheese and macaroni".
14. If you were to be hit by a transport truck going
150km/hour, you would be killed.
15. Before hockey was invented, Canadians used to run around on frozen ponds and tackle each other into the snow.
16. The word "Baggage" does not mean the age of your bag.
17. When you flush the toilet on the other side of the hemisphere, the
water comes out of the bowl and straight up onto the ceiling.
18. Seafood is not food that the sea eats.
19. The tomato blushes when ever it sees salad dressing.
20. I'm so cool.
21. "The next sentence is false. The first sentence is true".
22. An Australopithicine eats mostly fruits, nuts,
seeds and sometimes when they sleep, the occasional
spider will crawl into it's mouth.
23. The world is round.
24. In the beginning, God created the heavens and
the earth. Now the earth was a formless void, there
was darkness over the deep, and God's spirit hovered
over the water. Then Chris Francis stepped in and did
all the rest.
25. Some Bumble bees are alergic to honey.
26. Most vacuums suck.
27. Your big toe is the same size as your eyeball.
28. If you have a really large big toe, you will likely have very large eyeballs.
29. In a recent survey, the majority of the people
were male.
30. The earth is actually called an Oblate Spheriod
31. If you sleep for too long, your body turns into a grapefruit.
32. Silence is golden. So, shut up.
33. 5 out of 4 Americans can't do fractions.
34. The sound of one hand clapping actually sounds like this: Swoooosh, swooooosh.
35. If you were to breed an elephant and an aligator you would get an "Elevator".
CHRISTOPHER FRANCIS Born in Brisbane, Australia, Christopher was accepted at age 19 into Sheridan College’s Animation program before earning a degree in Sociology from McMaster University.
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